MOMMY EAT!

154 BMP fetal heartbeat.  No new ultrasound pictures.  And regained one of the two pounds that I lost last month.

To which my obstetrician chided me yesterday, his eyes peering over his glasses, “One pound per week till your delivery date, young lady.”

“Yes, sir!”

Egads, that’s 23 additional pounds.  On top of my small, tiny frame.  No wonder women’s feet swell up during pregnancy, supporting all of that top heavy weight.  Oy vey!

So… I guess more baked potato and steak for me!  🙂

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About lizardqueen

If single-mothering were a paid job, I'd be rich. However, it doesn't, so I write (which doesn't pay the bills) and teach (which does). I'm overly-educated in the liberal arts, but that doesn't hinder my ability to be pragmatic and realistic. YAY.
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7 Responses to MOMMY EAT!

  1. Kiki says:

    Goes w/o saying I know, but don’t hang around the microwave.

    And enjoy yourself. Good chance to treat yourself to some favorite dishes and treats.

  2. James says:

    Do what the good Doctor asks, love. He/She knows best!

  3. Steph says:

    🙂 Sounds good. Keep eatin’ 🙂

  4. Anna says:

    Just me…

  5. Zathras says:

    Wow, what a burden, having to eat all that. It must be rough.

    Hey, are ya’ll coming up to Michigan for the medieval conference next month?

  6. lizardqueen says:

    Oooh! Sounds good! 🙂

  7. Anna says:

    Yup, feed that tadpole! Baked potatoes in the microwave, with real butter and chives and cheddar…yum. Come think of it…I could have that for dinner tonight too. Mmmm. I think I have bacon too…wanna come over?

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