Random Car Names

Generic randomness, courtesy of two friends and the Hubby: 

4) HONDA:  Hold on, not done accelerating 

3) FIAT: Fix it again, Tony.

2) DODGE: Dead on driveway, get engine.

1) And the winner, with the most names — FORD:  Functions only ’round dawn.  F**ked-over, rebuilt Dodge.  Fix or repair daily.  Found on road dead.  Flip over, read directions.

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About lizardqueen

If single-mothering were a paid job, I'd be rich. However, it doesn't, so I write (which doesn't pay the bills) and teach (which does). I'm overly-educated in the liberal arts, but that doesn't hinder my ability to be pragmatic and realistic. YAY.
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One Response to Random Car Names

  1. lizardqueen says:

    Isn’t it ironic that it’s FORD these days that is the strongest of the American Big Three automakers (considering its poor reputation) and, thanks to Toyota’s recall screw-ups, is actually gaining in the auto market?

    As for me, however — I drive a little, zippy Honda.

    Go, Fit, GO! 🙂

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